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Old Woman's Shoe - Lineart by SilverEmerald-DAS Old Woman's Shoe - Lineart by SilverEmerald-DAS
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many children she didn't know what to do
If I were this woman with many an heir
I guarantee I'd be pulling my hair
For I simply cannot stand the screaming
I'd go insane and I'd start scheming
I'd flay them alive or boil them quick
Bash in some skulls with a candlestick
The last of them I'd slay with an axe
And when it was done I could fin'ly relax :D



Whee, a small delve into my insanity! Heee. I fucking hate children. <3 Writing that poem felt really, really good after three months of working the summer in a headstart, lemme tell you.

Anyway.

The Whore Whom I Hate--the one I told you about that I had to work with--wanted me to draw a picture of the Shoe that the Old Woman lived in for the midgets to color.

So I knocked this sucker out in about a minute and a half, plus re-inking to fix a few skinny lines.

Yah, it looks like Link's boots plus laces; shut the fuck up.



Mech. pencil, Sharpie; ~3-5 minutes.

artwork (c) K.A. Towers, June 2006
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Hikari-no-Ryu Featured By Owner May 19, 2007
Kids comment " it's just a shoe"
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Wolfcurse Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2006  Hobbyist General Artist
Hah hah, random boot :D.
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Linake Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2006  Hobbyist General Artist
:laughing: WHA-HA-HA-HA-T the HELL?? :lmao:
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SilverEmerald-DAS Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2006  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl: It's all in the description. Except for the twelve-page paper outlining my complete and utter LOATHING of small children. :D
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Linake Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2006  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh yes, I read... I was "What the Hell"-ing over the poem... God ALMIGHTY, that was random! (Albeit entirely true... :plotting: )

...
And you aren't the only one, not by a longshot. Shall I book the 2-for-1 hysterectomy deal?
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SilverEmerald-DAS Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2006  Hobbyist General Artist
:D Hey, I actually spent four whole minutes on that one to make it work! It was just going to be an axe at first, but I couldn't make the rhyme scheme work...

At least. Might be three, considering Arctic.
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Linake Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2006  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl: Well, :worship: for your poetry skills, then! I suck at it. Gimme visual art anytime. ^^;

:XD: 4, I think my friend Jess would be in on it. We should get a fantastic discount then. GROUP RATE!! 8D
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SilverEmerald-DAS Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2006  Hobbyist General Artist
I love poetry! :heart: It's so much fun. Have you read A Study in Insanity yet? (Good grief, I didn't realize that one was so old! O.o; )

:lmao: I think we would definitely qualify as "insane to the point of being unfit mothers" if we all went in in a chatty, hyper, yaoi-fangirl mental passal like that, too.
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Koneko2007 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2006
NICE! Love the poem too!
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SilverEmerald-DAS Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2006  Hobbyist General Artist
>D Sankyuu, m'dear!
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